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yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Encounter: Warehouse Wally

yeah ill get an iced americano. just black, please. yeah no sugar. and can you hogtie me? .. .. yeah hogtie me. and put me on the railroad tracks

part of my feminine charm is that i'm completely insane

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

if there is one thing I am deathly serious about, it is silliness.

Has anyone thought of putting 80s music in a movie

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere