Just Random Thoughts

OSHA is the reason that natural selection doesn’t work anymore

If you see someone stealing from a corporation and you snitch, you’re the bad person

The purge would be a great time for planned parenthood in the places it’s become illegal

Self care is gender neutral. Let your boyfriends get pedicures.

A gryphon but it’s a hummingbird mouse

The real reason I have a cat is to protect me from ghosts and evil spirits

If you don’t love me at my pineapple pizza, then you don’t deserve me at my I made a whole lot of cookies and I’m willing to share

Left my frined asleep on the bed, n checked on him before I left, now he’s on the floor, left him there too 😂

Motorcycle more like botormycle

Me, an introvert when someone talks to me: *messages my extrovert friend in how to speak to a human being*

Wait a second, if abortion and masturbation are murder.... then does that mean a girl getting her period is murder?????

I’m a sad little opossum, I’m diseased