Chaotic Good DM

Flint: [brutally raw and yet also poetic monologue about the nature of colonial “civilization”]

[HARD CUT]

“Do we really need to sleep in the same room? Can't you sleep in the bathtub or something?”

“Can you at least try to look like you don't want me dead?”        “I'm hoping to others it might read as sexual tension.”        “It reads as constipation.”

[opens the door for them just to trip them on purpose and pretend to fuss while whispering:] “Sucker.”

“This is serious!”        “So am I! I don't want to kiss you, I might catch something!”

“Full offense, you are annoying the shit out of me.”

“If we fail to sell this, they're gonna kill us.”        “Might be preferable to kissing you as a way of trying to convince them.”

“Sad to think we could have been friends if you weren't such an insufferable douchebag.”

“How am I supposed to act like I'm into you? You're not even my type.”        “So what is your type then?”        “Not you.”

“Fine. Maybe you're not totally awful to spend time with.”

“You can let go of my hand now.” “What? Oh, right.”

“I'm sorry about what I said. I shouldn't have.”

“You... defended me?” “Don't let it get to your head. I just didn't want to look bad by not standing up for my 'partner'.” “... Sure.”

A special piece in honor of the ACOTAR 6+7 announcement and cover colors 💜

We truly cannot overstate how excited we are to see how Elain and Azriel’s love story unfolds over the next few books!

Thank you deeply, as always, to @celestarly for bringing this vibrant piece to life for us- you truly never miss 🥹🫶

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Art by @celestarly

Commissioned by @lovelyfawnxx & @theseersgarden (me)

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