Toot Toot Boy

The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 2

tuba: either too tall or too small, pop culture nerds, enjoy old memes

trombone: at once amazingly competent and incompetent. no one else can play their trombone because it is broken in ways only they understand

euphonium: the teenaged equivalent of a bitter old man who actually has a heart of gold

trumpet: egotistical fucks who care a lot about playing louder than the flutes

french horn: the only labrosone above the sin of the brass section. everyone treats them like woodwinds because they essentially are

flutes: really want to be first chair, insecure about their musicianship, weep a lot

clarinet: like the flutes but better at emotional suppression, wants to make everyone proud

saxophone: awesome jazz

oboe: the only one who doesn't think their instrument sounds like a duck, nerds

bassoon: rich, pretentious, correct other people's grammar

my friend is learning clarinet with the most meme-worthy book ive ever seen

Piccolo: scream maker

Flute: tooty toot

Oboe: quack machine

English horn: goose simulator

Clarinet: blue

Bassoon: rolling marbles

Saxophone: sexy quacking

French horn: star wars?

Trumpet: blemp

Trombone: fart machine

Tuba: big fart machine

Violin: crying children

Viola: firewood

Cello: delta faucet commercial music