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'I'M JUST A LOSER WITH A JOB TO DO... AND YOU'RE IN THE WAY OF MY NEXT PAYCHECK!'
Fandomless OC RP Blog For The Chaos fighting Sleep deprived Valerie Million.
(the mun who goes by KJ is an Adult (She/Her) 27
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"People tell me I'm like a cockroach... I'm messy annoying and hard to kill..."
That didn't sound like a compliment...but she didn't seem to care.
Fun fact.
((Valerie is actively SO Aroace that one time a chaos creature who had the ability to force people to fall in love with each other with Cupid like arrows tried to hit her with the arrows... It literally just did not have an effect on her even when it kept rapid firing . She just walked right through it... Granted she did eventually collapse because she had several arrows sticking out of her back, the romance had forced love thing had no effect on her.))
"Tch. Is that all? Easy peasy, watch this~" Beebz turned and ran at the beast, looking like she intended to get into a head on collision! But, Beebz's hair started to change into a sky-blue hue as demonic energy swirled around her like a vortex.
"Alright, tough guy, why don't you talk to the hand!?" Beebz suddenly conjured a giant hand of concentrated magical matter, sending it forward to try and grab the beast and wrangle it to the ground. "Oof, this guy's puttin' up more of a fight than I thought....hey, how's about you hurry up and take that shot!? I can't do this forever, ya know!"
...Okay...yeah this definitely wasn't your average kid... Most kids she knew couldn't summon giant hand projectiles like that. Maybe she was like a chaos being or something?... But again she seemed to be wanting to help so that wasn't really a priority to think about!
Val shook away her brief surprise when the girl called her out.
"huh? O-Oh! Right! Yeah I gotcha!"
With a flick of her wrist she launched three electric cards towards the beast that was still trying to wrestle the hand away... And in that moment it was given a rather large shock throughout its body! Along with a lightning bolt landing directly on top of it for extra good measure! You can thank the 10 card for that.
It was completely stunned and unable to move. Every time it tried to, the electricity held it back. This led to a perfect opportunity for Valerie to use her other item, the Chaos Dice. She reached in her pocket rolled them in her hands and prepared to toss.
"C'mon... Mama needs a get out of jail free card!"
With a single decently powerful throw, she launched the 2 six-sided die into the creature, and as they hit? A large number nine appeared above the creature... Leading to Valerie giving a little smirk... As she watched the large beastial creature suddenly started levitating off of the ground... Looking around very confused as the ground continued to escape its grasp...
It kept floating and floating, until it realized there was no getting back to the ground. In a moment of panic the creature created a portal above itself that was dark and shadowy as a way to escape back into its own dimension, And as it slipped away the portal closed...
Valerie took a deep breath... And just as quickly exhaled it releasing all the stress she was holding back. The bravado she held with that smirk immediately dissipated.
"Yeeeeah that was way too close for comfort... " A deep sigh escapes her. "You're pretty tough for a little brat huh, Handlebars?"
This kid's assistance was more than appreciated. Otherwise She would have been trampled! ...It wouldn't have killed her, she was a bit tougher than that, but it would've hurt like heck!
"...you um... Good there?... You're lookin' a little... Worse for wear there..."
Said the disheveled looking girl wearing mismatched clothing...

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Quite the dire situation indeed, fortunately for Valerie it seemed like she wouldn't be alone in handling this abhorrent monster. The wind howled as a blue blur made a beeline towards the charging creature, planning to intercept by striking it's flank.
"Yo! Now's not the time for a 'Deer in the headlights' impression, dumbass!" The mysterious figure called out to Valerie, before slamming full force into the creature to try and knock it aside. Hoping her attack bought them some time, the mysterious figure, who landed next to Valerie, turned out to be....some bratty lookin' kid!
"Ugh, that thing's uglier up close than I thought. No wonder it's so cranky. I'd be pissed too if I looked like that. Still though, can't have that thing throwin' a fit all over the place..." The last thing she wanted to see while out shoppin' for sweets was innocent people gettin' hurt! "Tell ya what...how's about I help you kick this thing's ass?"
"....So long as you leave the witty banter to me, because I heard your joke earlier and...uh...yeah if I had a cringe compilation, yours would be Number 1." Sassin' your 'teammate' already isn't a good first impression Beebz.
... She was expecting to get trampled... Why wasn't she trampled? She looked down only to see a very small little.. Child?... She had a very colorful vocabulary for a kid... Also she just insulted her, but now isn't the time to focus on that...
What she did focus on was the fact that this child just knocked aside this giant beast surprisingly easily. It wasn't down for the count though.
"...I didn't think anybody else could hear that...er I mean Dang, kid! Uh... Thanks for the save I guess... Even if it was delivered with a side of sass-parilla."
That second part was said a little bit under her breath but still loud enough.
She looked out at the creature seeing that it was getting back up...
"Normally what exists of my conscience would be against the idea of a random child wanting to jump in to fight a shadowy behemoth... But something tells me you ain't a normal kid so..."
With a little motion of her hand she pulled out several yellow Spade symbol cards that were sparking with electricity. The motion was very sleight of the hand magician-y. These cards would give the creature a good stun.
"Think you can keep it occupied while I line up a shot?"
She said focusing on the creature as it began charging forward again.
A quick crash course on one of Valerie's abilities.
Starter for @heroesxdemons
Valerie was currently fighting against what appeared to be a very massive Embodiment of Chaos. The monster could best be described as a hulking mass of a creature made out of Dark shadows with jagged teeth and a single hole in the front of their face that gave the illusion of an eye. This one was bestial large and quadruped and was trying to ram into her with as much force as it could.
However Valerie countered by turning herself invisible with her special cloak, causing the creature to lose sight of her.
With the creature briefly dumbfounded she revealed herself behind it and tossed out some diamond suit cards that exploded into ice, freezing the creature's feet in place.
"I'd tell you to cool it... But looks like you did... That... Already...yeah..." And she ruined the joke by dragging it out.
However very shortly after her poor attempt at a joke... The ice around the creature's feet began cracking... And with a single strong push, it broke free from its icy shackles and began running towards her again
"...Front of a bus..." She...'cursed'? Honestly it's kind of hard to tell. But she had currently a hulking mass of chaotic energy about to run her down seconds away from reaching her... She didn't have time to go invisible and even then she was still tangible in that state. This was going to hurt... Unless something was done.
A starter for @bestiadentro
"... Well this is fantastic..."
After a test with her chaotic throwing cards Valerie managed to accidentally blast herself into the air with a huge gust of wind...
Fortunately a tree caught her, but now currently she is hanging from the tree upside down being held up by her bootstraps. Normally she would just use her chaos cards to get herself down from this but...
She dropped them upon landing in the tree and they were all the way on the ground. Not far enough that falling would seriously harm her but enough that she can't reach...
Fortunately somebody seems to be passing by. Maybe she could get some help?
"Hey Night Eyes! Think you can lend a hand here and toss me one of those green cards?"
There were several types of cards scattered about there but the ones that were green were club suits. Valerie had an idea... Whether or not it was a good one was yet to be seen.
((I probably won't be able to get to it immediately but hey like this if you'd maybe like a starter maybe even potentially plotting can occur))

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"Ugh... another night With very very little sleep... Not like that's new to me. Guess I should get ready for whatever Boss Lady has planned..."
βοΈ : what line will they never cross? π©Ά : what line have they already crossed and justified? or regret? π§ : do they believe they're a good person?
What line will They never cross:
No matter how much she gets pressured by her Mother, The Mistress of Chaos... No matter how much she's offered and told that she'll be able to have whatever she wants... She refuses to accept that offer because it means hurting people she cares about... And deep down underneath that dry cynicism she has a heart.
What line have they already crossed and justified? Or regret?:
Valerie hasn't really done a lot in that regard but there was particularly the one time that she absorbed too much chaos energy... It corrupted her... Basically letting her inner Id of chaos out.. she nearly did a lot of things she very much would have regretted but her coworkers were able to stop her before she could... And that made her hesitant to go that far ever again with chaos.
Do they believe themselves to be a good person:
Valerie does not hold herself with the highest amount of self-esteem. She thinks of herself as someone who isn't good at much, is relatively unattractive, and has difficulties with some basic things... But despite all that she does think of herself as someone who tries to do good at least... A while ago she thought of herself as basically worthless. But now she can at least say she's helped people.
α°π¬ ππ°π²π·ππΏ .α SYMBOL HEADCANON QUESTIONS. CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS IF NECESSARY. SOME MATURE THEMES MAY BE PRESENT.
EVERYDAY LIFE / DOMESTIC
π : how organized is your muse?
β : what do they pretend to have together that they don't?
π°οΈ : what time do they naturally wake up when no one needs them?
β : what's their morning ritual, and what happens when it's disrupted?
π§Ί : how often do they do laundry?
πͺ : do they look at themselves in mirrors, or avoid them? why?
π½οΈ : do they eat to survive, for pleasure, or as comfort?
π : what part of their living space reflects them the most?
π± : do they keep plants, and are those plants alive?
π§Ό : what's something they're weirdly particular about being clean?
πΊ : what do they put on when they don't want to think?
SOCIALIZATION / CONNECTION
π£οΈ : are they better one-on-one, or in groups?
π± : do they text back immediately, or let messages rot?
π«₯ : how often do they pretend to be fine to keep the peace?
π : how different are they with strangers versus people they trust?
π€ : do they make friends easily, or accidentally?
π§ : what do they assume people think about them?
π : how hard is it to really know them?
π : do they enjoy social events, or endure them?
πͺ : are they the type to leave early without saying goodbye?
INTROSPECT / INTERNAL LANDSCAPE
π΅οΈββοΈ : how often does your muse think about death?
π§© : what part of themselves do they not understand yet?
π« : what emotion scares them the most?
π£ : do they believe they deserve good things?
π§± : what walls are they aware of building? which ones are they not aware of?
π³οΈ : what do they spiral about at night?
π : what's their most common self-criticism?
π : do they trust their own memories?
π : what emotion do they drown in when they're alone?
PERSONAL / DEEP / TRAUMA-ADJACENT
π©Έ : what wound shaped them the most, even if they won't admit it?
π₯ : what moment do they replay when they're ashamed?
π§· : who failed them first?
π―οΈ : what do they grieve that no one else sees as a loss?
πͺ€ : what pattern do they keep falling back into?
𧨠: what pushes them past the point of restraint?
𧬠: what did they inherit emotionally from their caregivers?
πΆ : what lie do they tell themselves to survive?
π©Ή : what actually helps them heal, even if it's unhealthy?
HABITS / VICES / COPING
π¬ : what vice do they justify the most?
πΊ : do they drink to socialize, numb, or celebrate?
π : what's their relationship with substances, past or present?
π : do they move their body to feel alive or to punish it?
ποΈ : how do they sleep when things are bad?
π§ : what kind of music gets them through the worst days?
ποΈ : do they write things down or let thoughts rot in their head?
βοΈ : do they intellectualize pain instead of feeling it?
π³οΈ : what habit would unravel them if taken away?
SEXUALITY / INTIMACY
π« : is it easy for them to get turned on, or do they need emotional safety first?
π : do they separate sex and feelings, or blur them dangerously?
π : what's an immediate turn-off for them?
π₯ : do they crave intensity or stability?
π€² : do they like being in control, or giving it up?
πͺΆ : are they gentle with people they desire?
π : how do they feel about their own body during intimacy?
π± : what do they need to feel wanted?
π : do they guard intimacy, or give it too freely?
π : have they ever used sex to avoid something?
MORALITY / CHOICES
βοΈ : what line will they never cross?
π©Ά : what line have they already crossed and justified? or regret?
π§ : do they believe they're a good person?
πͺ : what would they do if survival demanded cruelty?
πͺ : what do they value more, loyalty or truth?
πͺ : who would they abandon if forced to choose?
ποΈ : do they believe in forgiveness? for themselves? in others?
𧨠: what would make them snap permanently?
π : what promise do they regret making?
πͺ¦ : what hill would they die on?

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Valerie Dropping in
"... Testing stuff I guess... Or something like that..."