Overdose

october-december is the best time of the year. don’t try to argue with me on this one.

how am i meant to rant about someone if they follow me on all of my social media accounts: a novel by me

real Netflix and chill is like 30 minutes of “what do you want to watch” “I don’t care you choose” “no you choose”

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

okay but literally how can guys complain at girls for ‘liking football for the hot players’ when the cameramen spend the entire game trying to find the most attractive girl in the crowd

I’m at a point in my life where if you’re the slightest bit rude to me or if you make me feel like a worthless piece of shit I will immediately shut you out of my life and I’m actually very happy I’ve reached this point

the thing i hate that boys do is they act like they are trying to get to know you for a couple days when really they just trying to fuck but they don’t want to give you the satisfaction of being right about them from the start so they ask you about your life goals and shit but then slip in the sexual talk at the exact moment. i don’t think boys know how damaging that is to people who have trouble opening up 

even after all this time I love seeing jongin getting shy/embarrassed in every possible situation it gives me life & I hope he never changes

Jesus fuck okay so I’m a waitress at this restaurant that’s open really late and it’s nearly 1am and this family comes in and I’m so tired that I handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this” in a serious voice and I fucking snorted

GOD DAMN IT I PUT THEIR FUCKING FOOD DOWN AND NO ONE WAS TALKING SO THIS LIL SHIT FUCKING EXCLAIMS “WELL IT LOOKS DELICIOUS” I LOVE THIS FUCKING KID

you have met toph

It's nice when someone remembers small details about you.

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

I feel like this is about underwear

THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR

Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.

this is so important

some people genuinely have trouble with never being told this. i am reblogging this post in case that includes any of you in my audience.

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

Stop asking about college! Stop asking about jobs and my career! Stop asking about my future! I DON’T KNOW OKAY I DON’T KNOW!