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I just wanna say that I love your blog so much!! I'm probably blowing up your device, and I'm sorry, but your stuff's hilarious đ (Also I just saw your Jack Harness post and heeeeey fellow Whoviaaaan-)
thank you my sweet!! and donât worry about notifications or anything, you just enjoy the quotes ok?? :) (aaayyyy!!! hello doctor who friendo uwu)
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Chen: There's no i in 'team', but there's one in 'pizza'
Xiumin: So you're not going to share?
Chen: Of course not.
Chanyeol: Ask me why I love you.
Baekhyun: Why do you love me?
Chanyeol: *pulls out 200 page presentation* I'm glad you asked.
I wanna be a cool unshakable asshole, but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.
Kim Jongdae
Xiumin: Do any sounds annoy you?
Jongin: Real or imaginary?
Xiumin: Oh uhm, let's say imaginary.
Jongin: Spiders wearing flip flops.
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I would say I outdid myself, but Iâm always this good. So I simply did myself.
Oh Sehun
Ksoo: Bro, do you want this pamphlet?
Chanyeol: ...........
Chanyeol: Brochure (winks)
[2 seconds later]
Suho: Kyungsoo, stop strangling Chanyeol! Get OFF HIM
Suho: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!
Chanyeol: *struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that then!
Jongin: I don't want to hurt their feelings!
Chen: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day, thinking about other people's feelings?
Jongin: Yeah, don't you?
Chen: No! How do you get anything done?
Xiumin: Are you alright? It looks like you got no sleep last night.
Yixing: I got 8 minutes.
Yixing: Not consecutively though, but itâs fine, youâre not even that blurry.
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Chanyeol: What time is it?
Baekhyun: I donât know, pass me my flute and Iâll find out.
Baekhyun: [blows flute loudly]
Chen: (from another room) WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT 2AM?!
Baekhyun: It's 2am.
man once in a while itâs just so important to forgive yourselfÂ
minseok, jongdae, suho and jongin are the real hair style tragedies this time around like damn iâm real sorry for yall
Xiumin: I wish you could block people in real life.
Suho: Restraining order.
Chen: (from across the room) Murder.
i was studying with my classmate at the library today and he went outside for a bit to have a break and when he came back inside he said âthree people just asked me if i was a dealerâ âwowie that says a lot about youâ âusually that never happens to me, i admit i look more like a dealer today than usual but THREE people?!â and i just looked him up and down and said âyou look the same as alwaysâ and he was SO insULTED it was hilarious
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Chen: (using a narrator voice) Here you can see the endangered Park Chanyeol in his natural habitat.
Chanyeol: [falls down the stairs, spilling his drink]
Chen: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.
why do i legit always crush on the worst people and by worst people i donât even mean their personality or that they are shit as a human being but more like the worst possible people for me because theyâre a) taken b) would never be interested in the first place c) out of my leage d) famous or e) fictional