My Mother is a Fish

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

AAAAHHHHHHH 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

sure, not all men, but a lot of men, and we have no way of knowing which ones

“sure, not all muslims, but a lot of muslims, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

^^^^^

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

This woman is a Gift