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hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

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What if Mike was short for Micycle
every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle
What if bike was short for bichael
Soviet postcard, 1955
Wow, maybe there's something to that old stereotype about *everyone* in the USSR playing chess for fun...

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When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.
STAR WARS VISIONS VOL. 3 — YUKO'S TREASURE season 3 episode 5 ✦ dir. Masaki Tachibana, Kinema Citrus Co.
i'm crying look at these ewoks in their diving flippers and masks 😭

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Eevee finally accepts the cone!
Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭
~*~otter appreciation post~*~
This horse swam so far out to sea that the water was 10m deep when they found him 😂
WAIT IT GETS BETTER
When he got back on land, he still had enough energy to headbutt his trainers father hard enough to knock him unconscious. His trainer, Brad Smith, had this to say about the horse (ironically called Rebel Rover):
“He’s not the type of horse to strike or kick, head-butting is more his go and he lined dad up and knocked him out cold.”
So this horse goes out and swims 11km in the ocean, has to get herded back in, and when he gets back on land is still energetic enough to knock someone out cold.
Now that’s stamina!
“Rebel Rover had only recently returning to racing after a ban in Victoria for misbehaving in the barriers.” (x)
IS THIS THE ANGRIEST HORSE EVER?? ?
My one true love is this horse
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Thank you @a-writer-on-elm-street and @goldrose-star for the tag!! You guys are lovely 🖤
Rules: No cheating! You’re starting in a movie with the last celebrity you saved in your camera roll. The last song you’ve listened to is the title. Who/what is it?
Lee Pace and ICE BOY by Corbin oh my god yes. If its the plot of the album than its a romantic tragedy and im so down for that 😩 also that song just screams romance
No pressure tags: @soupbabe @texaschainsawslvt @devil-doll13 @flower-crowned-lady @myers-meadow @hamburgerslippers
Thank you @slaasherslut and @goldrose-star for the tag!! Y'all are awesome!!
Rules: No cheating! You’re starting in a movie with the last celebrity you saved in your camera roll. The last song you’ve listened to is the title. Who/what is it?
It's Eddie Van Halen and I'll Be Seeing You by Frank Sinatra (this is really about to be some Daisy Jones & The Six type of romantic tragedy and I am HERE FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Pressure Tags <3:
@rottent33th @britany1997 @the-pinstriped-hood
Thanks for the tag bestie!!!
Don’t talk to me about this JCB pic I can’t breathe😭 love that I was listening to this, gonna be a 10/10 movie
No pressure tags❤️:
@trashvampiree @ria-coolgirl @pixielostboy @6lostgirl6 @michael-after-hours @fle4bag @misslavenderlady @sad-ghost-of-garbage @ghoulgeousimmaculate @dustofbrokenheart
Thanks for the tag @britany1997!! 🥰
I know it's his character but it's Bill Skarsgard all the same lol! Star Shopping as the title would be so cute!! ❤️
Tagging:
@rottent33th @slaasherslut @bluecoolr @the-pinstriped-hood @desoolate @rynsfandomsfun @oceansrose2002 @jadeslashes @kurt-nightcrawler @luv4fandoms
Thanks for the tag @6lostgirl6 😄
Rules: No cheating! You’re starting in a movie with the last celebrity you saved in your camera roll. The last song you’ve listened to is the title. Who/what is it?
Me in a film titled “That Which Binds Us Through Time: The Chemical, Physical and Biological Nature of Love; an Exploration of The Meaning of Meaning, Part 1” with Danny Pudi 🤣 (I guess we’re traveling to the darkest timeline!)
Tags (no pressure though 🌟):
@thelostboysthings @oceansrose2002 @lazywerebat @charlizekkelly @faerl @kurt-nightcrawler @adharafirenze @skxllz @mommy-vampire @enbygendergremlin @eddie-the-wicked-wulf
Aww thanks for the tag @rynsfandomsfun you’re so sweet!!!
Mines kind of strange, I got David Bowie and welcome tomorrow by love and rockets!
@marylanesworld @hardaysnights @rowoan @walmartfairy69 @samdaydreams @cryptic-michael @eddiestardust no pressure by the way!!
Thanks for the tag! Mines absolutely bizarre-
Could these two be any more contrasting 😭 if this was a real film i’d pay so much money to see it though :,)
I’m tagging (no pressure!!) @majorlycelliers @doofusschweetz @david-powers-simp and @treediva :)
Thanks for tagging me!!!
He's flattered lol. I'm just making a cameo. I can imagine him going "Hello. This is David Bowie staring as David Bowie in a movie...*deep breath* about...David Bowie. Yes, that would be me--and this...magnificent film is titled Starman!! *insert Bowie laugh*"
Tagging these awesome ppl who will(hopefully) help bowie earn enough money through film:
@2am-anon @singlegoldendove @dukeoftheblackstar @charliesmydarling and @stickystardust
You don't need to do it if you don't want to😅
Thank you, love @doofusschweetz and Starman suits perfectly! Bowie on Bowie on Bowie on Bowie love ♥
The last celebrity I saved on my phone would be Bowie right before I fell asleep yesterday because I cleared my phone lol. Specifically Ziggy Stardust at their last because I apparently like going through the pain of this man disbanding at his peak.
Also sorry for not following the template e.e
New Killer Star is one of my top fave songs that happened to just play right when I checked the notifs. LOL. Quite appropriate since the Thin White Duke came about shortly after.
Tagging you dweebs ♥ @rosenundraben @wandofwillow @chromium-siren
Pedro Pascal and Mucha Muchacha- it’s gonna be a comedy!
Tagging
@kgoblin @phasma-first-order @kylo-wrecked and whoever feels like it
So the last song I actually listened to was The Red Balloon by The Dave Clark Five but they don’t have it anywhere, and I guess it’s going to be a movie about Steve Buscemi being a Midwestern dad who goes to Europe and experiences whimsy. It’s a hit on the indie film circuit. It makes people ugly cry.
this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually