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the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

selfshipping is cool when you're 13 and it's also cool when you're 40. everyone should selfship forever