You met me at a very strange time in my life;

If a major event happened in the world and was posted on facebook, I’d probably ignore it thinking it was click-bait

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

#*slaps person beside me repeatedly so that they do not miss the doggy*

a worm hole?

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on here. I’m not even shitting you

my life has been changed forever

Omg this is amazing

WHO WOULD EVER????

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

Relationship goals

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

Growing up, I thought being sprayed by skunks was going to be a much more common occurrence in my life than it is.

Being the world’s leading expert on what other drivers could fit a bus through