Overheard at the BAU
JJ: "EMILY!"
Emily: "What's up, babe?"
JJ: "THERE'S A HUGE SPIDER IN OUR BED!"
Emily, car keys in hand: "On an unrelated note, I'm having a sleepover with Derek-"
/3 hours later/
JJ, eating a box if chocolate while watching a romcom: "And that's how to get alone time"














