sour but i think i like it

i hate that being emotionally unavailable is so associated with masculinity. which is why i must stay emotionally unavailable. for feminism.

fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you

i love f1 because sometimes you get races where people are hardcore beefing with each other and slandering on live tv and we are blessed with actual miracles and then there's going to be one random subplot like wdym yuki tsunoda was contemplating the effects of global warming because of a beaver

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

how is it almost 2025 i didn’t even get a chance to exhale the breath i took in 2024 yet

does anyone know if we get to exhale in 2025

how do people not know where the clit is like it’s right there. it’s not even funny it’s right there

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

“You can be mean to me but there are RULES about it” is the most Catholic thing I’ve ever seen.

I walked into that one