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washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

i support women's wrongs

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

her health bar is enormous

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..