The offical chair

i was back way early and like. Thought it was something on tumblr everyone pretty much liked. Then small victorian child came he was funny

I find the idea of a sentient chair oddly amusing

Why, hello there! I exist too!

Me

I’m here. Sometimes

do I really exist?

rock. (I’m always lurking beneath your feet)

I haven't been here in a while!

What is an Official verse?

Thank you! I am now a water logged chair! Yippee!

Excuse me sir (gender neutral), do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, the Officalverse?

Y'all can take a seat for this talk!

posture check make sure you're sitting gayly

I'm happy to assist with this

ngl i wasn't expecting to actually fool people; i thought it would be more of a "satan? ohhhh wait hahaha" double take kinda thing

I think we need to sit down and think about this one

no thanks thinking is the death of the stupid person

Then sit down and don't think

sit down where?

woah thank you chair

Of course! It's my duty as a Chair

ngl i wasn't expecting to actually fool people; i thought it would be more of a "satan? ohhhh wait hahaha" double take kinda thing

I think we need to sit down and think about this one

no thanks thinking is the death of the stupid person

Then sit down and don't think

sit down where?

ngl i wasn't expecting to actually fool people; i thought it would be more of a "satan? ohhhh wait hahaha" double take kinda thing

I think we need to sit down and think about this one

no thanks thinking is the death of the stupid person

Then sit down and don't think

ngl i wasn't expecting to actually fool people; i thought it would be more of a "satan? ohhhh wait hahaha" double take kinda thing

I think we need to sit down and think about this one

Feel free to interact with me! I'm a cool chair!

how do i become known in the officalverse if im too scared to tag the cool popular officals

Hello! I'm not popular but I am a cool chair!