for idiots by idiots.

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

If AO3 had a slogan

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

can i be your significant bother

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??

The thing about Lord/Knight gay romance is that there’s no way you can cut it that doesn’t make the sex hotter. At a baseline, the Lord is allowing his subject to be his equal partner behind closed doors in a society defined by hierarchy their physical love a blaspheme against the laws of feudalism, but if the knight is dominant, they’re literally upending the fabric of society by having the Lord follow his Knight’s orders and that’s hot and if the Lord is dominant than it’s just another expression of his Knight’s sworn devotion to be at his lord’s service at all times and that’s hot and if it’s historically accurate Christianity then they’re not only desecrating and perverting the Knight’s vow, they’re making sinners of each other in the process and that’s HOT