No Half Measures

My 57-year-old dad insists that we play Mario Kart every time I come home to visit and plays as Luigi so he can scream “hasta Luigi” as he passes people

This is worth the 5 minutes it takes to untangle your earbuds.

I LOVE VINE SO MUCH

How ninjas make pancakes. [video]

my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world, not even by far and i always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice.  and then one day i met the most beautiful woman in the world.

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

He hungers!!!!!

Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this.

Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again. 

FUCK IT UP CINDY!!!

^^^