In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, itâs possible that thereâs another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scottâs house. Why would she already be there if she didnât have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.
tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.
Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa. Â 86%. Â Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.
Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but thereâs no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole. Â What happened to her?
And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernardâs sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3. Â Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?
Just how many people have the elves murdered? Â Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.
Oh my god
now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash
well, nowâs as good a time as any to confess that I still occasionally read fic on FFN and the one thatâs been updating for literally longer than Iâve been on Tumblr is a Santa Clause fic where one of the previous Santas is a sadistic drunk who intends to sell the elves as literal slave labor in the Americas
Youâre going to tell us that and not drop a link? Youâre worse than Santa.
Itâs âIn the Silence of the Nightâ and âDaylight Can Be So Violentâ by graceofnight on FFN. XD


























