The Lazy Cat Lodge

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

talkative affectionate and large