Well then I must be a really boring person because I’m bored out of my mind.

Jump out of a plane, skinny dip, paint your apartment a totally different colour.

I’m so bored…

Didn't you know - only boring people get bored.

A girl asked me if I wanted a waitress job today. As if.

Wow, what a moron.

Busy doing what?

Balancing my work and college life, as well as my music.

I’m pretty sure the first time we met was when you first challenged me to a Cha Cha Slide dance off.  Aw, go have a nap or something!

That's because I am the best dancer from St Bernadette's. It does sound very tempting, but I'm just too busy.

So are you.

Oh, I know. I pride myself on it.

You alright Cha Cha?

It's been a while since anyone other than Hobbit has called me that. I'm alright, just exhausted.

Fucking with you.

You're a very strange person.

Really? Because I could take up the challenge.

Of what? 

Surprise bitch.

Well hello there, stranger.

It’s what you get for only sleeping like, three hours every night.

Fuck that, I need my sleep.

No Disney Princess fruit snack bullshit for you now.