we dont even have to try its always a good time

That’s because I am the best dancer from St Bernadette’s. It does sound very tempting, but I’m just too busy.

Busy doing what?

Yeah. People tend to get jealous because of it, that’s what I’m chalking the enemies up to. Also, my personality, but that’s a whole other story.

Yeah, I guess that makes a little more sense now.  Still, that's really cool - Duchess of where?

It’s been a while since anyone other than Hobbit has called me that. I’m alright, just exhausted.

I'm pretty sure the first time we met was when you first challenged me to a Cha Cha Slide dance off.  Aw, go have a nap or something!

Being a future Duchess is bound to make quite a bit of people jealous.

Wait - future Duchess?  Oh my gosh, that's so cool!

It’s just the way I’ve always lived. Even if I didn’t say a word I would have enemies, so I just decide to own it a bit.

Oh -- well okay, yeah, I mean I guess that makes sense, when you put it like that.  It's still kind of sad though.  Do you just chalk it up to people probably being jealous and whatever?

                       Today I walked into a small cafe and it had a sign on the counter that said, “No, we do not have WIFI. Talk to each other!” with a smiley face at the end. I don’t think I’ve ever left a place so quick in my entire life.

Really?  Those signs always make me smile, they're so cute and clever!  Besides, there's nothing wrong with talking to people.

How can you be bored?  You're in New York!

I just can’t be fucked with today.

You alright Cha Cha?

Keeps things interesting I guess. I get bored easily.

Yeah, you were kind of saying that.  I'm sure we could find something else exciting to do though that isn't like, making enemies left right and center.  We are in NYC, after all.

Or medicine?

That could work too - but I'm trying to prevent it from actually happening, are there meds for that?

Well, I would be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy it a tiny bit.

Really?  You like making enemies?  Oh my god, what's enjoyable about that?

Yeah, I’ve made a couple..or a lot of enemies. I guess it’s just my charming personality.

Aw, well I mean I know we've only spoken once but you don't seem too bad to me!  How rude of those people.

Oh, okay sweet.  Nice to meet you A.C, I'm Mimi.

You don’t have any enemies? Not even one?

Not that I know of - well I don't know I mean there might be people out there who aren't fond of me but I don't hate anyone, so you know.  Why - do you have a lot of nemeses?  

Don’t spread your germs, please.

Oh god, never!  Being sick is the worst, I wouldn't even wish it on my enemy.  You know - if I had any enemies.