Bitchy Lolita

Yaya wonders why boobs are such a big deal.

YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE BOOB JOB.

Hi, guys. Here is my heteronormative-as-fuck list of men to not fuck in 2k16.

Man-Literature-For-Men Man - Are Hemingway/DFW/Franzen bad authors? IDK. Life is complicated and shit, but your top author list should cite something not from the White Man’s Handbook for Looking Learned

The Christopher Hitchens/Malcolm Gladwell/TED Talks Guy - This man is gonna yell at you in an Olive Garden about how he took philosophy 101 and condescend to you about your worldview. None of this in 2k16. You want to act like you know something, you better actually know something.

The Ayn Rand Lover/Libertarian - Libertarians are people who read a Nietzsche quote on a desk calendar once and cemented up their worldview. No emotional children in 2k16.

The Male Feminist - This man is gagging to call you a cunt in bed. And maybe that floats your boat but there’s gonna be some half-hearted oral to follow so… he doesn’t get this one. Also, he WILL talk over you at a party about bell hooks. This man is the worst man because he has so assured himself that he is the best man.

Guys with No Guy Friends - In 2k15, we learned to back away from the woman who “doesn’t get along with other women.” The same is true of men who “don’t get along with other men.” They’re relying on platonic women for all the emotional labor in the world and aren’t gonna have a good relationship with you either.

A Man All About Space-Based Franchises - We fucked enough dweebs in 2k15. Star Wars is gonna leave the box office and, frankly, “nerd culture” is founded on talking loudly and sweatily over women. It is fine to like nerd shit but don’t be all about it.

“I’m Working On…” Guy - Unless that phrase ends in “my car,” run away from that man. He’s gonna be working on that play/movie/screenplay/adaptation of/book/novel/comic book for the rest of his days without any forward momentum or planning. He’s not “talking to” some agents. He’s talking to his mom and his diary.

The Wet Mop - This guy had hopes and dreams and then he fell down in a puddle. You’re walking around like a person who has her shit figured out, and he wants some of that. But you’re gonna try to lean that wet mop against something and it is gonna fall down again twice as hard. In 2k16, just leave that mop on the floor. Let it figure its own shit out.

The No-Bed Guy - Does this guy have a twin bed? Does he have a mattress on the floor? Does he have a futon? Does he have a mattress on a box spring on the floor? Does this guy have an air mattress? Does this guy just sleep on a pile of ex-girlfriend’s old scarves? Do not sleep with this man. If he isn’t bothering to invest in a bed frame and a bed you can comfortably fuck in, he won’t bother to invest in you.

The Finance Guy - Do not fuck this man. Have this man take you to dinner, and don’t fuck him. Have this man buy you some stuff, and don’t fuck him. Make this man take you to France, and don’t fuck him. Make him buy you a car, and don’t fuck him. Don’t fuck this man. It will drive him nuts, and he’ll think about you constantly when he is in the suburbs with two kids that have the names he thought about giving to boats, and you’re doing your part to destroy the capitalist system from the inside. Plus, he is 100% going to be bad at sex.

A Man with An Active Reddit Account - I do not need to explain this one.

A Man Who Reads Richard Dawkins - No one wants a man playing devil’s advocate between the sheets. 

The Man with Six Shirts - This goes back to No-Bed Guy. If a man cannot invest in himself, he cannot invest in you and you have THINGS TO DO. You have things to do and places to be and this man owns SIX SHIRTS. Do not reform this man in 2k16. Leave this man where he is.

The Man Who Mentions High School - Why? Why is he doing this? Does he have no plans for 40? For 30? Does he miss the days when his mom made him lunch and his only responsibilities were thinking about how he could be an astronaut but not actually doing anything to  be an astronaut? Get away from this man.

A Man with a Hoverboard - Either you are accidentally considering fucking a teen or you are considering fucking a lawyer. Either one should be illegal. No men who embrace high-cost fads in 2k16. They’re gonna think they can “trade up” at some point.

he grew up among rastafarians from the country where rastafarianism originates. 

we had a long discussion about many things and then i asked him “so about white people in dreads, a lot black people claim that white people can’t wear them because it’s cultural appropriation. thoughts?”

my dad WHO IS A FUCKING BLACK JAMAICAN WHO ESSENTIALLY IS RASTA HIMSELF SAID “what would be the problem? as long as they’re not pretending to be rasta, it’s okay. it’s just hair.”

and also, if you want to cry cultural appropriation, black americans who aren’t jamaicans or even jamaicans who are black not part of the rastafarian faith are appropriating too since it’s not in their culture. but guess what? it fucking isn’t.

Even if I were to entertain the notion that this was cultural appropriation for one second , that still wouldn’t even remotely make it anti-black.

But it isn’t appropriation. You’re actually a fucking idiot if you think that dreadlocks, which a multitude of cultures, listed here had:

The Hindu deity Shivaand his followers were described in the scriptures as wearing “Jataa”, meaning “twisted locks of hair”. The Greeks and several ascetic groups within various major religions have at times worn their hair in locks, including the monks of theEthiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church, theNaziritesofJudaism, QalandariSufi’s, theSadhusofHinduism, and theDervishesofIslam, among others. The very earliest Christians also may have worn this hairstyle. Particularly noteworthy are descriptions of James the Just, first Bishop of Jerusalem, who is said to have worn them to his ankles.[4]

Pre-Columbian Aztec priests were described in Aztec codices (including the Durán Codex, the Codex Tudela and the Codex Mendoza) as wearing their hair untouched, allowing it to grow long and matted.[5]

InSenegal, the Baye Fall, followers of theMouridemovement, a Sufi movement ofIslamfounded in 1887 byShaykh Aamadu Bàmba Mbàkke, are famous for growing locks and wearing multi-colored gowns.[6]Cheikh Ibra Fall, founder of the Baye Fall school of the Mouride Brotherhood, popularized the style by adding a mystic touch to it. It’s important to note that warriors among theFulani,WolofandSererinMauritania, andMandinkainMaliandNigerwere also known to have dreadlocks when old andcornrowswhen young for centuries.

I never thought I’d make a post like this, but here I am.

My friend Kelly is 16 and has 2 years to live. 

Kelly is an inspiring, artistic, clever and beautiful girl.

She has been diagnosed with Desmoplastic small round cell tumor (DSRCT) in October 2015. It’s a rare, aggressive cancer that usually begins in the abdomen. It’s so rare that only 20 adolescents in USA are diagnosed with it a year.

Our friend Kelly has been through 9 rounds of chemotherapy but the tumors are close to her liver. The operation is not possible in UK.

THERE IS HOPE.

There is hope in  The University College Hospital @ London, The MSK @ New York and possibly Christies @ Manchester.

The surgery in USA is not covered by insurance and so we have to found it. We need you to help.  We need £1million for this to happen. We have 80 days.  We need help.

http://www.dover-express.co.uk/dover-parents-bid-raise-1million-save-life/story-29356324-detail/story.html

Conversion therapy for queer kids. Let me repeat that. CONVERSION THERAPY FOR QUEER KIDS.  Some members of the RNC even wanted to endorse it more explicitly than they did.

Zealous opposition to same-sex marriage. Here’s the quote:  “Our laws and our government’s regulations should recognize marriage as the union of one man and one woman and actively promote married family life as the basis of a stable and prosperous society. For that reason, as explained elsewhere In this platform, we do not accept the Supreme Court’s redefinition of marriage and we urge its reversal, whether through judicial reconsideration or a constitutional amendment returning control over marriage to the States.”

Reversing the Obama administration’s order to grant trans students access to restrooms, locker rooms, etc. The Republicans feel that such things should be based on biological gender, not gender identity.

Treating internet porn as “a public health crisis.” Quote: “Pornography, with his harmful effects, especially on children, has become a public health crisis that is destroying the life of millions. We encourage states to continue to fight this public menace and pledge our commitment to children’s safety and wellbeing[.]”

Gender discrimination. To quote Time magazine: “[T]he platform committee voted against including the word “gender” in a list of types of discrimination that should be opposed.   On Tuesday, one member described the attempt to add that word to a list including qualities like race, sex and creed as a “sneak attack.”

Repeal of the Johnson Amendment. The Johnson Amendment currently prevents churches and other tax-exempt organizations from organizing politically, endorsing political candidates, etc. Repealing it would throw separation of church and state out the window…not to mention that it would give evangelical churches and televangelist organizations much more power, driving the country further to the right. 

Donald trump is a bigoted, sexist, hateful, homophobic spewer of nonsense with absolutely no ideology. 

However, the case cannot be made for Clinton without mentioning Trump. There’s simply nothing positive about her or anything she really believes in. Yes, Trump is a bigoted, sexist, hateful person, etc., but Clinton is also a bigoted, hateful, racist. She, however, is not Trump’s cold Hitler-esque technocrat. Trump talks big, as we are all aware, but Clinton does big. 

The thing about Hillary Clinton is that she doesn’t care at all for human life if it doesn’t benefit her. Labourers in Honduras suffered to bring her money. Black people suffer to bring her money. Everybody who isn’t a wealthy, white, bourgeoisie American has, in some part, suffered injustice to bring her money, and her wealthy, white, bourgeoisie American femininism is not feminism, it’s self-interest. 

Furthermore, during her last stint in the White House, she was known for shouting at Secret Service Agents who said so much as “Good morning, ma’am.” She made them hide behind curtains or statues to ‘stay out of her way’. And if we all needed a reminder, here’s a list of just 22 of the dozens of scandals attached to her name. mobile.wnd.com/2015/05/here-they-are-hillarys-22-biggest-scandals-ever/

Thing is, Hillary isn’t going to take down big banks. She’s not fighting the establishment. She likes the establishment. She is the establishment. 

Also, it really doesn’t matter whether or not she would be better than Trump, because you don’t have an option. Yes, speaking out on tumblr is good, but it’s not going to change the fact that her poll numbers have actually dropped since the Sanders endorsement. It’s not going to change the fact that several algorithms have predicted that Trump will beat her. She’s currently up in the polls, but she’s dropping, and he’s rising. People are coming to the same conclusions that I have, which is that someone who, once you look past the hate rhetoric, is just a not-too-smart rich white man with a lot of business savvy who thinks that this state is run like a corporation or that he can make it work that way. Hillary, on the other hand, is a very smart woman. Yes, she has had plans fail in the past, but only because she never constructed them to benefit people. She constructed them to benefit her, and only her. Trump likes himself, yes, he is egotistical and arrogant, but he seems to have some small affection for his country as well. Hillary has none. 

Again. People all over the country have come to this conclusion. This is why Trump could win. This is why against Hillary, he certainly will.

But it’s not just Hillary. When the California primary ended, the popular media said that Sanders had dropped out of the race. When the number of uncounted ballots in California dropped to one million, the popular media continued to perpetrate the lie that he was out of the race, and now that most of the ballots are counted and Sanders has endorsed Clinton, the media has all but forgotten about his campaign, which he never formally ended. Sanders is still running. He will have a roll call for his delegates at the DNC, and candidates who have dropped out don’t do that. Franklin Delano Roosevelt endorsed his opponent, and then swept the convention. The convention has not happened yet. It’s not over. Jill Stein is still running. Bernie doesn’t want you to vote for Hillary. Do you really believe that a man who marched and was arrested and jailed for civil rights wants you to vote for a woman who has helped destroy third-world countries and is only supporting gay rights, or any rights, because it gets her votes, then you have accepted what the Man wants you to think. You have chosen what you believe is the lesser of two evils, which you think is commendable, but it isn’t. Choosing the lesser of two evils isn’t commendable. It’s still evil. 

The President is not God. The President is the head of the executive branch. Congress exists. It may not do anything. but it does exist, and Hillary. Isn’t. Better. Than. Trump. In the same way that Al Gore wasn’t better than Bush. Al Gore didn’t send troops into Iraq, but he was never given the chance to. He lied. He lied exactly the way BOTH of the current mainstream candidates do. 

So, yes. Vote. But all in all, your vote doesn’t really matter. Yes, vote. Democracy only works because of the will and action of millions of little men. But it’s not over until someone puts their ballot in at the poll. So what can you do?

‘I bet that Edward says when he comes on land he be like, “Swiggity Swoogity, I’m comin’ for da booty!”’

Oh, he definitely would. Look at That Swagger™  ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧

Question 2: Why the fuck aren’t you in your lane? 

Question 3: No, seriously, who the fuck are you and why the fuck did you seriously need to interject your self-admitted troll ass opinion into a situation that didn’t have shit to do with you? Not sure if you’re one of the mod’s minions, or a garden-variety Tumblrina that didn’t know when to shut the fuck up and keep her eyes down and her legs crossed, but what are you trying to accomplish? I don’t know these people, and they don’t know me. You have no stakes in this game, fuck off.

Question 4: Since you’re here and willing to make an ass of yourself, why the fuck does everyone in the Lolita/EGL fandom/culture have such a stick up their asses? You’re a bunch of petty, superficial, self-centered cunts, honestly. Your insecurity with regards to appearance I found out about ages ago, but what drives it? Who hurt you? 

Question 5: Did you miss the entire series of posts, the reasons FOR said posts? Or did just the part where I mentioned “irony”… because that would be, y’know… *cough*

Originally posted by cratermania

WARNING: These threads contain many triggering posts of Eating disorders, body horror, and self harm! Due to the anonymous nature of the website, people can be cruel. Stay anonymous and don’t feed the trolls.

First thread: https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/27528.html#27528

second thread: https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/37899.html#37899

third thread: https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/50923.html#50923

fourth thread: https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/61061.html 

Here is where the Admin of lolcow realized Ember was self posting. It highlights all her own posts and is labeled as such: https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/37899.html#48811

After this, Ember was voted “too boring” to have her own thread, so she got merged into the thread with other “pro-ana” fakes. 

Pro ana thread one: https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/44088.html#44088

Second thread: https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/74624.html#74624

Third Thread: https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/79031.html#79031

Fourth thread: https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/83974.html