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Friendly reminder to anyone starting school soon.

You can do it, believe in yourselves. take a break if needed, remember to not overwork yourself or you might end up like Kaneki's mum.

#sorry to interrupt your flow #school #tokyo ghoul #it's 4:30 am i'm sorry

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Psycho-Pass S2 PV: Tsunemori Akane

#Psycho pass

Australian: making my way down town

Australian: walking fast

Magpie: aggressive bird noises

Australian: walking faster

#Australia

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

I genuinely cannot think of a funny response.

I'd say "Don't quit your day job" since it's gotta be daytime somewhere.

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

Because it's "humerus" to watch your friends hit their funny bone.

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If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

It'd probably be like shaking up a bottle of coke, opening it and putting a couple of holes in the sides so it expels out of the sides with such fierce ferocity that the child would be propelled away from the titty.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

when you are working with an extract, you use a small quantity. The ratio of vanilla extract to cream is not close enough to turn the product brown.

Reference :answers.yahoo (are you happy i'm using your shit yahoo?)

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Because ghosts are able to bend the fabric of existence, they exist purely to reek havoc on unknowing humans. They don't fall through the floor unless they know that someone is underneath them, they understand when someone is in the corner of their room huddled up in a mess of blankets and despair; with all entrances covered......... they realise that they must strike from above.

ghosts are dicks

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Yes, the sentence the judge has given them is to take 2 Ambien pills *bangs awesome hammer thingy*

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

No I'd be dead from the magma inside the Earth or old age #FirstThingsFirstI'mARealist

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If you were a worm, how long would you be?

However long the Alaskan Bull Worm from Spongebob was.

kurtws

*swirls $6.99 wine*

onnedhiel

Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get send I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

#lets see if I actually get any #sorry to interrupt your flow

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Ferguson -2014

9secretsigns

I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.

mentalalchemy

Don’t forget this crazy shit actually happened.

fogo-av

Don’t forget this shit is STILL happening

#ferguson

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mater--tua-blog

Note to self: Need to forward this to Ryan or something for core.

lookdespair

I legit can’t do leg lifts because my legs are longer/heavier than the rest of me, and I tip over

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Twisting mt. climbers are my fave. <3 Also The Bicycle (not shown here but boy does it make me feel like I’ve built up some muscle)

#excersize #reference

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