Aw Frick, I Love Girls!

if you were a gay caveman you would be cunting and gathering

first it was girls' locker rooms vs boys' locker rooms then it was the feminine urge to vs the masculine urge to now it's girl dinner vs boy dinner when will it end when will we escape i feel like maybe some of you guys dont even want to escape doesnt anyone else want to escape

Sometimes I see posts like this and I am filled with a deep sense of gratitude and joy that it's not my job to figure anything out about it at all

"look at my (x), boy." is the funniest phrase. big fan of it

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

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