in honor of father’s day i present to you all
DARTH SIDIOUS: GALAXY’S WORST DAD
this is all just from the comics for whatever reason
it’s because the comics are the easiest to screencap
exhibit A: maul
that’s, uh, a funny way to describe kidnapping, sheev
mother talzin has a different take on maul’s… adoption. (see? KIDNAPPING.)
(… for the record, talzin is not the best mother, either. )
nothing wrong with forcing your illegally acquired son to do your weird sith drugs, right
… alright that’s just straight-up not okay
and neither is this
no wonder maul turned out… the way he turned out. honestly i’m a little surprised he didn’t turn out worse.
exhibit B: anakin skywalker
sheev literally orders mace and obi-wan to leave him alone with anakin, which definitely isn’t a red flag at all (anakin stop looking at him like that he’s trying to ruin your life)
“‘my son’” … i wish i could feel anything other than DISGUST right now get the fuck away from my very young and impressionable boy you creep
RED FLAGS RED FLAGS RED FLAGS RED FLAGS
can someone please take babykin back to the temple and wrap him up in 10000 jedi cloaks and keep him away from sheev forever please and thank you
“oh hey it’s been a traumatizing time for my son lately, what he needs is nice big helping of MORE TRAUMA”
slam-dunking sheev into that big hole in ROTJ must have felt so good
in conclusion: please keep any and all children away from darth sidious 2kforever
