✨Your Local Cryptid Goat✨

The Sparkle Goat | Scarlett/Goat/Rouge (pick your favorite :3) | 19 | He/They

TAGGING SYSTEM <Updated to include NSFW Tag and Rant Tag

Current Hyperfixations: Ninjago, Twisted Wonderland, NewPASWG, Outlast:Trials, Black Butler

WIPS #: lost track (Gonna make a list eventually though) (Oh, 2024 Scarlett… That list is never happening -2026 Scarlett)

currently working on: My mental health and various WIPs (Still ongoing as of 2026 lmao)

please be advised: This blog contains dark themes that fall under the dead dove: do not eat category and spoilers.

Ao3 Link: <3 <-Outdated AF, gonna try writing more eventually

Oh boy! Yet another x-reader post that has all of the characters aged up to 18+ yet still excludes Ortho! Apparently you can write perfectly fine for all the other first years suggestively, but leave out arguably the most interesting one to write romantic content for!

The fandoms treatment of Ortho actually makes me so upset. Like, so genuinely what’re you doing?

Ortho is a character who has time and time again been outright stating he wants to experience being human and what it means to be alive. He is a character who after Book 6 is kind of learning his own autonomy me who he is as a person. The biggest example of this being the Fairy Gala event.

So why in the hell is he always excluded in fanfiction/shipping?!

Now, a lot of the time I see it with two reasons. First, his design. And second, his age.

When it comes to his design, yeah I can understand why some people wouldn’t be comfortable shipping or writing for him. But what makes me upset is when people call others weird for wanting to do so when it’s simply a matter of opinion! You can just say you aren’t comfortable writing romantic for him and move on, you don’t have to be rude!

But with his age I’m even less lenient. Ortho is heavily implied if not outright stated to be sixteen, the same age as the other first years. His fandom wiki lists his age as undefined, and I personally believe that’s because of his status as being non-human.

Our Ortho is confirmed to have memories from OG!Ortho. In fact, if you look at his trivia section on the fandom wiki it states that it is implied OG!Ortho would be about 16 in modern day. By that logic so too would our Ortho!

(Taken from the wiki for Ortho’s Birthday Gear Vignette)

Maybe it’s just me but if a characters whole thing is being non human and wanting to experience it, that’s a goldmine for romance and shipping potential!

The other thing is that bothers me is the blatant infantilization of him. He is not a baby you need to protect. He is a little shit with an arm canon that in one of his first vignettes nearly took out a tree to get a cat down from it. And most recently he put hot sauce on pizza before feeding it to his friends. That is a teenage boy with a mischief streak that believes in good.

Ortho would so genuinely hate half the people in this fandom and think they were patronizing him, I swear it.

I got home from the theater and immediately started designing a TWST OC off of the main villain.

Anyway, as previously mentioned my friends dragged me into Twisted Wonderland by my ankles. I’ve been steadily playing the game and getting into it, and Riddle was the first character I really got attached to and liked. So obviously I had to make a Self Ship with him!

I got spoiled on what his dream self from Book 7 looked like (I’ve never been wette-WHO SAID THAT?!) and that’s what spawned this drawing!

So, I sorta abandoned this blog on a doorstep, but like my bio mother, I’m trying to come back into it’s life /silly

So, here’s an update for anyone who cares!

My fandom list is extremely outdated

LMK has completely dropped as a hyperfixation

Ninjago is still there, waiting on season 4 of DR before I post anything lol

As you can see, two of my friends dragged me by the ankles into Twisted Wonderland (I really like Riddle :3)

I also got dragged into Gachiakuta by another friend so maybe expect posts about that!

Life is still kicking me in the ass, the horrors persist but so do I!

I WILL be horny posting on this blog soon, I’ll make sure to tag it for those who wanted it blocked

I am mentally unwell still, but in a much better place

Post 1: Funny video that made me chuckle

Post 2: LOUD CENSOR BEEP INVOLVING FICTIONAL MEN

Requests are still closed BUT My pinned post now includes the link to my Ao3.

Previously, I relied on people finding my Ao3 by pure chance out of fear. I had to move from my previous account due to an issue with a heavily toxic and narcissistic individual who bullies and harasses people off of platforms. I've already said my story previously and have decided to leave it in the past for good.

Once you realize that these kinds of people thrive on your fear and only have power when behind a screen, you stop being afraid. I truly pity the pathetic individuals of this world who rely on the internet to have power, because the minute you stop caring and no longer fear them, they lose all their power.

Anyway, I will be working more on my personal projects and writing for now. My ask blog is still open though if you wish to go invade over there lol!

Thank you all for the support and kind words. I am grateful for all the people giving me support and helping me through this rough patch I'm in. BIG HUGS TO ALL OF YOU!

Remember, Be safe, Be Kind, and most importantly Be Happy!

Uhhhh

YEAH :DD

Just a system to figure out and find things on my blog :P

My works of fiction, such as AO3 posts, oneshots, headcanons, anything that falls under the category fanfiction: Goat with a keyboard⌨️🐐

Anything random that comes to mind that I post on this blog, such as discussions, opinions or bullshit: Zoomie hours🐐💨

Reblogs: Sharing Time 💖🐐 Drawings/my art: Goat with a pen🖊️🐐

Asks: Goat Mail 💌🐐

Moots: 🐐-Farm Friends

Horny Posting/NSFW Content as a whole: After Dark Zoomies 🔞🐐💨