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I heavily fw bro

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

red mackerel tabby

*stabs julius caesar in the back* you're bleeding because you don't floss

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

Fuuuuck