Can’t wait to die in 2012

The 1 star review I left tumblr on Google play in 2018.

there's something about morticia and gomez, miss piggy and kermit, howl and sophie that is not at all cishet. at their core they're for gay people

Don't forget Jesse and James

Angel blood is a highly powerful weapon

Could one consume it they so desired?

There’s nothing stopping you from consuming anything once, technically

Pain relief pills overrated, pain giver pills on the other hand...

you gotta fight the sexy soup

i cannot stress enough how important the last one is. your friend who’s kinda tall or looks tough? your friend who’s a little clocky in an intimidating way, or the girl who passes better than you or did a bit of voice training? she’s not gonna take care of it for you. there is no weapon, no intimidating stance, no threat more effective in de-escalation than even a single other person who at least looks like they’re willing to help out someone getting harassed. fan the fuck out and show up for your friends.

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

Trauma explains behavior — it does not excuse behavior.

Bein fat is good and normal and its hot and its morally neutral and its the best thing ever and it's just a way some people exist

Food is good and has no moral alignment and is awesome and is a way to express love and is just a thing we as organisms need

grad student is a type of third gender akin to a eunuch