Avid Lover of Heated Drama Between Men

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

hey siri what to do when the RPFact is stranger than the RPFiction

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

if i was a celebrity i would try out all my popular rpf pairings irl to see if you freaks are onto anything

The lion does not concern himself with the practicality of a 9 foot greatsword

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

a hockey team can be a kind of dead wife

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

all of my teams should stay the same forever and never change

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse