Avid Lover of Heated Drama Between Men

Not now kitten daddy’s building a wildly incriminating digital footprint

a very merry “nhl players making their debuts have to wear neck guards” szn to all who celebrate

my screen time is none of my business

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

i only love you when i win → thesis statement of every good sports rpf dynamic

sometimes rpf is like "i think they were actually fucking for real but but i can't 'prove it' so i'm going to vividly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i know they weren't fucking but i think it would be hot so i'm going to viviidly imagine it and then write it" and sometimes it's like "i think they very well could have been fucking and if they weren't then i think they probably wanted to but for various reasons never did so i'm going to implement that theory & tension it into a beautiful story where i create a world where they can be together and fuck nasty" and i think that's beautiful

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

burnout from not doing anything

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr