Avid Lover of Heated Drama Between Men

hockey mutuals, what would your number be if you played professionally?

and why

can I admit my crazy sports rpf theory

I genuinely believe that some of those amazing athletes who always have horrible bad luck and never win anything despite being so so good are cursed because they won’t admit they’re in love with a fellow athlete

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

hey siri what to do when the RPFact is stranger than the RPFiction

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.