tea :)

the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

Honestly it's not as bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I've got the afternoon to myself.

this meeting could have been a thirty year long loveless marriage

if he doesn't whimper what's th fucking point

i will say, the worst thing that happened in fandom was when shipping just became “i ship this bc it’s gonna be real” and not just “i ship this bc i think it’s a fun dynamic to explore idc what the writers are doing that’s not my business”

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid