straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

did you know that not all salmon die after fucking. it's only like 90%. imagine going home to the ocean after that

you and the gang driving home from the club but 90% of you died

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Everything is gonna be so simple for now on

i regret to inform you all that Pharrell has passed away. with his last breath he bade us all Pharewell and gave his wish that we should all be Happy even in his absence