grouse spouse

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day.

moral of the story: there was a penis gnome

morel*

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

i think its so awesome that dna is a polymer. like yeah its kind of blatantly obvious, i mean its a long ass organic molecule, thats what polymers are, but theres something satisfying about it. the recipe for You is stored in this solid rubbery bullshit

ah fuck im imagining it

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash