grouse spouse

i honestly bet it feels good as hell to be a sign by a trail in the woods

big year for letting time pass you by

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

everything requires so much maintenance forever. can we do something about the law of entropy

They say 1 apple a day keeps the doctor away but this is how the health care system trys to fuck u since apples dont just grow on trees u have to prove u are even worth the apple in the first place via Job/Serfdom

Just strap your tevas on and strut it out weird girl

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

when i was maybe eleven i was at the london zoo and there was a rainforest enclosure and i saw a small mammal that didn’t look like any of the animals on the sign so i asked a zookeeper and he said there are rats in the enclosure and I asked what species and he said normal rats