startersĀ /Ā prompts taken from various game grumpsāĀ Ā ten minute power hourĀ Ā videos .Ā feel free to change pronounsĀ /Ā tenses as necessary .Ā
āĀ stop throwing stuffĀ ,Ā what is wrong with youĀ ?!Ā ā
āĀ turn on the magic of colored lightsĀ ,Ā you jerksĀ ā
āĀ thereās a warrant out for my arrestĀ ā
āĀ this is just a blobĀ ā
āĀ iām yelling in general not at youĀ ā
āĀ what if a child ate theseĀ ,Ā then they would die of glass poisoningĀ ā
āĀ how did kids do this when they were childs ?Ā ā
āĀ take your cup off the raft you animalĀ ā
āĀ how do you not know your soda triviaĀ ,Ā you dope ?Ā ā
āĀ it tastes like cough medicine but goodĀ ā
āĀ i think iām losing feeling in my right armĀ ā
āĀ i should be in a carnivalĀ ā
āĀ i got the sugar shakesĀ ā
āĀ itās a fourĀ ,Ā as in the amount of days i have left to liveĀ ā
āĀ i donāt have a sense of smell anymoreĀ ā
āĀ drink it you armadilloĀ ā
āĀ ew no no oh no noĀ āĀ oh thatās not badĀ ā
āĀ it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnetĀ ā
āĀ i love MSGĀ āĀ that stands for mighty good soupĀ ā
āĀ if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be greatĀ ā
āĀ the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hatĀ ā
āĀ you need to grow up .Ā itās time to grow upĀ ā
āĀ i canāt open my eye itās glued shutĀ ā
āĀ iām a little bumblebeeĀ ,Ā bzzzzzĀ ā
āĀ who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ?Ā ā
āĀ great news on the friendship front :Ā youāre my friendĀ ā
āĀ we better call some hospitalsĀ ā
āĀ iām already so sweatyĀ ā
āĀ thereās some kind of dinosaur wearing pantsĀ ā
āĀ looking at this makes me feel like iām having a strokeĀ ā
āĀ what does arizona look like ?Ā ā
āĀ iām here with all of my friends in a hotĀ ,Ā nastyĀ ,Ā sweaty cornerĀ ā
āĀ you see a spiced up dinoĀ ,Ā you want that boy to smileĀ ā
āĀ iām not gonna pretend iām not jealousĀ ā
āĀ dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wahĀ ā
āĀ we donāt have the necessary amount of woopsĀ ā
āĀ i donāt want a pumpkin growing in my bellyĀ ā
āĀ what are youĀ ,Ā my bully from middle school ?Ā ā
āĀ pumpkins were made by god to scare children awayĀ ā
āĀ heās already deadĀ ā
āĀ i feel good about what weāve done here todayĀ ā
āĀ oooĀ ,Ā sparklesĀ ā
āĀ iām trying to be beautifulĀ ā
āĀ oh weāre gonna fucking dieĀ ā
āĀ are we penalized for screaming ?Ā ā