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a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

the qord argue is just the word agree if somebody fucked it up really bad and awfuls, which is deep

the world Sever is just theSevere without an e. which is kinda nnothing ar all or ever will be

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a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?