Spoilsport.

my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do

If it wasn’t for Fortnite “Gaming Disorder” would not have been classified as a mental health condition.

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

oops

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

the problem with 100 Days+: which presenter do you look at throughout the show like do you look at the presenter who’s speaking or do you look at the other presenter to see their reaction i dunno man this keeps me awake at night

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

writing is hard

I feel this in my soul

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely