ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

Hi I live in every piano ever and I am the one who hits the strings with the hammer, your actions mean nothing it's all me. Goodbye.

When I'm trying to explain to someone that I think the death penalty is wrong because no government should have the right to legally murder its citizens and they hit me with the "and killing criminals makes you just as bad as the criminals themselves!" (not at all my point) (they think they got what I'm saying) (they think we're on the same wavelength) (we are on different frequencies entirely)

Awwww. Don't worry. You can still do PLENTY with a mana pool that small~ I'm sure there's toons of level 1 spells you can cast, heheh, it's okay! You're TOTALLY a real mage, don't wooorry~ Hm? What's my mana pool? Awww. You don't wanna know that~ It's okay, you're still just as valid as me~ Not everyone can be gifted~ Maybe you'll get creative with your spellcasting, hm~? Hahahaha, you're cute. Maybe try being a swordwielder LMAO.

(for the purpose of this post, imagine that your mana pool is actuallh a completely normal size and i'm just being a bitch for no reason. its not, of course. its tiny and pitiful and weak and kinda cute tbh, but just for this post imagine that it is)

might be the headonism in me but what the fuck is a dopamine addiction. you mean liking feeling good?? in the one life you get????? what are you evangelical?????????

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!

its really funny that after 2 months this post is still making racists come into my askbox treating me like im a horrible person for pointing out that sometimes people of color are excluded from things in visible and offputting ways. cry about it