*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king
this is the perfect reblog post cancelled
@existn-t
@centipeedles
soldier: olive
poet: me
king: salts
why tf am i the soldier are you sending me off to war?? /silly
yes actually
gear up, you’re getting drafted
:3
glad you think i'm a king 😌
someone needs to take responsibility for the kingdom and it sure as hell ain’t gonna be me
oh god is that why you chose me to be king?? you think i'm responsible enough for that role???
nope
i just don’t want to be the one to do it
olive is too busy fighting in the war(formerly rowing, now just not hanging out with us)
and so that leaves you
wow i won by process of elimination, i see how it is 😔










