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I paused at just the correct frame for an epiphany to hit me. I mean, just gaze at how fucking passive-aggressive towards each other these two look here. You cannot mcfucking tell me that this specific conversation did not occur then:

“By the way, Shiro, I pissed on your make-up kit." 

"Oh yeah? And I melted your crocs. You’re welcome.”

- “Welcome to Earth C, we have the best hair products”

TG: so are you going to smooch rudolph the reindeer or what?

Guys, I know you want Septiplier from me…I just can’t. Not for a while anyways.

I know you want a reason, but not an excuse. So here it is;

Septiplier, in my opinion, is ruining Mark and Jack’s friendship. They can’t even be in a room together without being awkward. They won’t even talk about Septiplier anymore. They can’t do it either. They aren’t gay, they never will be. I want to fix their friendship while I can and if that means not writing Septiplier then I won’t write Septiplier.

Because these two are fictional, I will happily write Dark x Anti fanfics and I might even write some Mark x Tyler x Ethan fics. I know it seems dumb, but I honestly feel like this will help. If I write Septiplier, I won’t be posting it.

I just…I’ve had..nightmares about them. One, I was at vidcon and I was talking to both of them and someone ran up to me and started saying how they loved my Septiplier fanfiction, Mark and Jack then get really uncomfortable. At this time I am a YouTuber, so I am at vidcon to meet fans. They both end up walking away while I talk to fans and block me on all social media.

In the second nightmare they are livestreaming together and trying to play off Septiplier, but then they start fighting and…things get physical. They fist fight and their girlfriends break it up and they end up not talking. Mark posts a video about how him and Jack fought because Septiplier has made things weird for them.

The last one is horrible. Just warning you. Mark and Jack are acting weird in the newest videos. Late at night they post one, but its actually Dark and Anti. Anti is saying how Jack is sick of Septiplier and that he needed to say something since Jack didn’t have the balls to. Dark is saying how Mark regrets every Septiplier type decision. He said that Mark wishes things could be normal with him and Jack, but the fans make it impossible.

You can’t tell me that this means nothing. My nightmares obviously show my regret for my part in their issues. I know I have said before that Septiplier is kind of on them, but its the fans who need to think Septiplier is real and hate on their girlfriends. The fans who push Septiplier on them and tag them in every little Septiplier thing.

I want you to do something. Reblog this when you see it. Make sure other people see it. Make sure it gets out to Mark and Jack. If they ask us to stop woth the Septiplier shit all together, then lets do so. Okay?