THIS IS SO ROMANTIC ALEXA PLAY WEIRD SCIENCE OINGO BOINGO!!!!!!!!!!

use the word “lewd” and i kill you. thansk

RYAN (HEAD-BUTT), 1999 “That’s not my blood. I was making out with my main squeeze on a stoop in the East Village and some macho jock dickhead walked by and called us fags. I don’t think he expected me to get up in his face. We scrapped a bit and then I head-butted him and could feel his nose break on my forehead. We ran for blocks, laughing at the top of our lungs, and then jumped into bed, where my boyfriend took this picture of me.”

gay people be having badly painted black nail polish

dan and phil fans aren’t allowed to interact with this post

you can’t make us do a n y t h i n g

strike two, phillyloveshisplants. Any of you fools have anything else to say

yeah do u think its cus gays suck fingers

no nail polish can be toxic u tryna die!!!!!

no babe its not cheating its called singular-consentual polyamory and im fucking valid ok