Celo

"close male friend" more like closeted male friend lmfao

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

i like sending pukicho horrible messages as often as i can. its healing

i didnt know that was a thing people did - but it suddenly all makes sense

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

i wish i was you.

I hope OP is okay but my god am I dying of laughter

#OP I’m glad you got help and I’m sorry that happened to you #but your aphasia has made me weep with laughter

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

whenever I watch a movie where people are like dismembering someone alive and they're all chanting "hail satan hail satan" I always think "WOAH WOAH WOAHH GUY'S I NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO THIS! I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THIS! I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON!"

I kind of don’t want to believe you, but at the same time I know what it’s like to have a toxic fandom.

Jesus You Don't Get To Talk You're About To Be Tumblr Sexy Man

whenever I watch a movie where people are like dismembering someone alive and they're all chanting "hail satan hail satan" I always think "WOAH WOAH WOAHH GUY'S I NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO THIS! I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THIS! I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON!"

I kind of don’t want to believe you, but at the same time I know what it’s like to have a toxic fandom.

Jesus You Don't Get To Talk You're About To Be Tumblr Sexy Man

She’s in a bedroom posing for an artsy nude photo not exposing herself on the street please be for real expeditiously

People wouldn't be reacting that way if it was a vagina.

ngl i didn't even see the genitals at first

Someone should remake that image, but with @the-rains-of-castamere's new user.

Also, if you are a non-disabled person reading this, please help advocate for accessibility. It gets tiring being the only person fighting for basic access rights.