look at me, i'm all the fishes in the sea

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards