Because you want to die for love, you always have

unfortunately i am a beautiful, normal girl with nice breasts and an IQ of 200

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Everyone is in on the joke except you btw

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

They shouldve killed me back in october

They shouldve killed me back at the start of the pandemic

They shouldve killed me back in the 2008 recession

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville