sorry for blorbo tagging your post on the blorbo posting and tagging website. it will happen again

“i’m too old for you” that‘s literally a bonus??

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

*goes limp and passive but in a way that feels more dangerous somehow*

*doesn't protest or react but you can't help but feel like i'm doing it on purpose*

Came back wrong but the wrongness is that you're no longer as awful as you used to be. You're not mean anymore. You don't lose your temper as quickly, you don't say awful things, lash out, or hurt people on purpose just to prove that you can, not since you came back. It's the same face, the same voice, the same superficial tendencies, but all the rough edges have been smoothed away so thoroughly that it feels like something else is wearing you as a mask. Yet it's impossible to get anyone else to see the problem, because you're less of a problem than you've ever been before.

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

i’m so hungry i could eat a messy, needy, touchy makeout session with an older man