how am i classed as an adult

i’m kinda happy but i also wanna get hit by a car at the same time

I’m very pro-rereading books you loved as a child at different stages in your life

girls please just don’t date men online or talk to men who hit on you. 

Once again, not just girls. Every. Single. Minor. on the internet should be aware of this. No matter what gender.

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

I’m sure he somehow liked it

Look, I’ve heard men’s bodies have a way of just rejecting a decapitation.

WHO is he someone please TELL me who this Boy is

That’s Bone Bone the cat!

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you bone bone

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

i didn’t turn 18 for this

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

Wait did this

Did this really happen

😭😭😭

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities