too much, not enough.

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat, to the shit that makes you scream

i wonder what they're gossiping about

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

I played this for SO many people when it came out a couple of days ago. She's so on-point here.

the horrifying ordeal of being asked not to eat nuts for an entire flight because you know there is a small child on the plane who will die if you do. too much to ask.

They're all terrible people but I can't help but laugh at the moron pretending to be diabetic at the end who thinks that diabetes means you're allergic to the substance that makes every aspect of your body work.

the persistence of "he or she" makes me slightly insane. youre willing to adapt and learn nearly every other linguistic change in modern times but yet you stlll refuse the singular they, which has been around longer than you've been alive. annoying.