love? wild concept

mmm... monke

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

c. s. lewis making his jesus allegory a lion when jesus' canonical fursona is a lamb........toxic masculinity

must the corpse of everything i once held near be dug up again and reanimated into a monstrosity that barely resembles what i once loved? must the sweet memories from my youth be snatched from within my very skull and paraded around the town square for all to see? must we continue to play god with our old and tortured creations who beg to be put to rest? this is about the icarly reboot btw

[presses face against electoral college] pakige

vöts?

ballits

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

this is my fucking worst nightmare

*X-files theme*

*x files theme but played on a lute*

“dude you look different today” yeah my cocks out