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omg the fix it fics for this season are gonna go crazy

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thii2ii2tupiid

iwtv is my dead wife and she was brought back wrong

decomposingfungi

tvl episode simulation

lestat: *awful french(?) accent* fam they are low-key trying to cancel me for serving too much cunt all because i'm too camp and too whimsical and now the woke mobe is coming for me but they'll have to take the L because I HAVE THE BLOOD OF AKASHA IN ME iykyk i'm just living rent-free in your minds because i'm looking snatched periodt

*five minutes musical video with the worst song you have ever heard*

gabriella: *count dracula accent* uuuuh lestat fuck me !! fuck mamma again and again and again !! i want sex i want to be FUCKED i want to suck a cock i love cock i only think of cock and murder uuuuuh lestat let's kill all humanity

daniel: did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? oh and also: *seven different slurs*

louis: oh i'm sorry i'm a selfish bastard i'm a bad person i should be humbled *random slurs are said his way*

armand: *opens his eyes two seconds before the episode ends*

#the vampire lestat

carnadelions

unfortunately re: the serving cunt line you can just tell the writers have become too cognizant of fandom. i do not want diegetic references to lestat popping his pussy any more than i want armand playing minecraft or saying he's too wife to be cancelled for abuse. like i get that this is yet another thing to seize and emphasize how absurd lestat can be and it does track with his propensity to update his vocabulary but you need to remember that this is a 268-year-old vampire from the french colonial empire whose achilles heel has always been literacy and who spent the second half of the twentieth century to the early 2020s in self-imposed, haggard exile. he's not deep in the trenches on tumblr or stan twitter he's getting duped by ai reels of anthropomorphized dogs on youtube

#makes no sense #the vampire lestat

unfortunately we all should have seen this coming in the first episode when they had a nonbinary person exist as a comedic bit where they were not only misgendered (ugh pronouns guys 🙄) but then they had their genitals commented on by lestat so we the audience know this gender ambiguous person is for real a girl. and then they die

#tvl critical

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onwolves

you do start to appreciate why anne rice just shot everybody

loyalhorror

tvl episode 7 spoilers:

he would not fucking say that

he would not fucking do that

we did not need to see that

he would not fucking say that

he would not fucking do that

he did not fucking do that

repeat

segamascott

ileftmysoulinnorway

ASSAD ZAMAN as THE VAMPIRE ARMAND

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.07 | The Failures

Photo credit: Sophie Giraud/AMC

#at least he looked hot #the vampire lestat

aclockworkorange

A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes.

#need

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I actually think that finale was pretty good but it was wrapping up a season of terrible nonsensical writing so basically if they could have just written the whole season with all the plot points they summarised and explained in a monologue that would have been great. hey rolin show don't tell

rolin Jones get off twitter why did Daniel just say the word yaoi

ykw I am actually happy to see Armand be properly evil if nothing else

watching tvl finale feeling the exact same feeling I do taking the trash out

guys I don't feel so good after eating an entire 12 inch pizza with jalapenos red chillies beef onion and pepperoni on it with two pots of garlic butter dip last night

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angelicguy

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

celeste-i

4-0 BEFORE HALF TIME ???????? INGERLAND !!!!!! 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪

celeste-i

6-4 ???? RAAAHHHGGGG 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪

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