Im Not A Robot But Id Probaby Be A Good One

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys

Yuri Gagarin being identified only as an amateur photographer and not literally the first human in space has me on the floor

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

That is exactly the look I’m going for

are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are for children only? where are they? are they ok? do they need someone to talk to

yea me lol , I swapped them out for Dumbbells at age 11 . theres a reason why u nerds are so scrawny and fragile , and im one of the biggest muscle guys in Oceania