The Life & Times Of Matt

Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition (2015) / Devil May Cry 5 (2019)

bumble bee: Merci

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

Remember when they found Shrek living in that cave and freed him

whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

I’M SCREAMING

Nick Offerman on being manly

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) - Dir: Garry Marshall

Anyway, Ross gave me 36 hours to bring you in. That was 24 hours ago. Can you help a brother out?

…..What will you do?

When one of your customers spanks your ass