Fuelled by spite

Hermit-a-day May #21: Hypno!!!

Hermitaday 21 - Hypnotizd

Hermit a Day May Day 21 - Hypnotizd

-his dumb ass got his arm removed by mouthing off to a god admin

-he wears crocs. Like they're a part of his minecraft skin. HE IS WEARING C R O C S-

-his elytra autosets to pink and red butterfly wings (okay this one's cute if you know the origins it's all about his kid but still) -not a part of his own character canon but he takes no issue with various fanlores where he and Rendog are married, and while you'd THINK that's 'me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic' its more like 'overenthusiastic career couple next door who bring you lemon pound cake whenever there's a weird unexplained explosion in the back yard'.

-this one doesn't fit a character canon but in order to get his intros lined up correctly for the slow pan in over his music he just stands there and crouch dances like a madman while humming the theme to himself, which caused Xisuma to wonder if he was trying to attempt minecraft morse code.

and then I interrupt their classic sign-off and say “keep adventuring”